What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:28
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Former Packers WR makes long touchdown in UFL championship - Acme Packing Company
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Why did Kakashi use Chidori against Rin, despite knowing about her feelings for Obito?
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Why do some people have sex with dogs?
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
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Make Nazis afraid again!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
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Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
How long can a marriage survive after a long-term affair?
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
What are some of the most annoying movie clichés?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”